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There is a small spider that has decided to make its home strung between my leather coat and my wool winter coat.

Imagine how impressed I am.

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OK GUYZ I'M GOING NOW SEE YOU NEXT WEEK DON'T WANK TOO HARD WITHOUT ME I WILL BE SAD IF I MISS A MAJOR AMOUNT OF SPLOOGE!!!

I shall be here if you really need to get ahold of me.