Writer's Block: Crepuscular Drama
Nov. 21st, 2008 09:27 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
I.. really want to see it. The books are absolute drivel and it saddens me to think that this is the kind of reading material young girls are being exposed to. (SERIOUSLY GIRLS, YOU WILL HAVE BLEEDING ONCE A MONTH LONG BEFORE YOU OUGHT TO BE HAVING CHANCES OF GETTING PREGNANT.) And sparkling, wtf? I want to see it anyway, I'm a sucker for terrible things XD
But they're kind of neat in a really terrible way, and they could have been so much more awesomer if they'd been run through a spell-checker, and if the editor caught things like "dust moats" and the wrong useage of "'til" (vs. till).
And RPattz is totally awesome.
I.. really want to see it. The books are absolute drivel and it saddens me to think that this is the kind of reading material young girls are being exposed to. (SERIOUSLY GIRLS, YOU WILL HAVE BLEEDING ONCE A MONTH LONG BEFORE YOU OUGHT TO BE HAVING CHANCES OF GETTING PREGNANT.) And sparkling, wtf? I want to see it anyway, I'm a sucker for terrible things XD
But they're kind of neat in a really terrible way, and they could have been so much more awesomer if they'd been run through a spell-checker, and if the editor caught things like "dust moats" and the wrong useage of "'til" (vs. till).
And RPattz is totally awesome.
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Date: 2008-11-22 06:35 am (UTC)But the t-shirts! the shirts and pins that say "Forks, WA. Where it Sprinkles so You Don't Sparkle." XDXD I die. That, and hearing of Twilight fans who plan their next vacation to FORKS. Those poor people of Forks XD
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Date: 2008-11-22 07:10 am (UTC)Oh man, that is HILARIOUS XD I haven't seen those yet! My boss actually called me into her office the other day because a rep had sent her a flyer for Twilght-shirts and was like "so this Twilight thing is pretty popular huh..." The best one was "I went to Forks, WA, and all I got was these lousy bite-marks..."
WOOO I WANT TO GO TO FORKS!! (is it a real place? have you been there? huh? huh?)
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Date: 2008-11-22 07:23 am (UTC)I want to La Push You Off A Cliff (http://www.cafepress.com/epiclove/6193432). WTH. La Push is a cute little town, don't mess.
Forks, WA (http://www.cafepress.com/epiclove/6199864) shirt. the Sprinkles One. *laughs* You can get it as a clock! it killed me XD;
Edward Drugs! (http://www.cafepress.com/epiclove/5210693) Because we need to get some teenage girls onto more things than Sparkly Vampires.
AND THE LIST GOES ON. XD
Yes, Forks is a real place. And no, it does not rain there all the time. It is in a rain shadow because of the mountains, but- but-!! It's not night time in Alaska all the time, either!
LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN!9___9;;;Forks! (http://www.windsox.us/IMAGES/forks.jpg) look, blue sky! XD And the pretty, pretty Rain Forests (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Forks_WA_Hoh_National_Forest_Trail.JPG) that were forgotten in the books. Those forests they're tramping through and such, I think, are some of the rain forests over here <3 Old Growth Forests, ahoy! (But seriously, I do not believe there is anything to do in Forks other than go see the pretty old forest. XD)
Okay, 'nough babbly for one comment XD;
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Date: 2008-11-22 07:36 am (UTC)It also looks like they just made some sayings and slapped them on EVERYTHING...
THE SUN IS OUT OMG. Those forests are pretty much how I pictured them too (maybe a little less hanging moss though) Well, I might like to live there, I like small towns in mountains. But I could do it more easily in Canada ^^;
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Date: 2008-11-22 08:40 am (UTC)Hah, the "Do I Dazzle You?" shirt would be hillarious, but yes more for the LULZ XD
EVERYTHING. The baby-clothes scares me.
There are sugar-gliders/flying squirrel-types in those trees! We never saw them, hell, they could be a myth, but it always made us look excitedly up into the trees when we hiked through them on fieldtrips or with family XD
Love those forests <3 Haven't been there since I was itty bitty and all I really remember was everything was green, wet, and cold and there was a suspension bridge, I think. XD
I like small towns in the mountains, too. Skykomish! <3333
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Date: 2008-11-22 11:50 pm (UTC)Uhmm.. back on topic, its still creepy XD
Now that I've seen the movie, I would like the shirt that has check boxes for Jacob and Edward, and mark off the "both" one. Jacob was HAWT XD
Baby clothes = so creepy @@
I would like to go there just to admire the forests :) They were so pretty in the movie, just like I pictures :D