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Jul. 17th, 2009 09:45 pmDear self,
Quit putzing about and do something productive with your lazytiem.
And now, a moral question.
When some innocent-looking lady stops you in the hall and asks if the guy you're sorta-tailing is your boyfriend because he's walking faster than she is and you'd decided to tail him because she's moving close to the wall and you don't want to bump into her as you powerhouse your way home, and you reply omg no! and then she hands you a flyer and asks if Jesus is your boyfriend and have you accepted him as your personal saviour....
What is the appropriate response?
I lied through my teeth ._. and I wonder if I shouldn't've said something more to the effect of "no, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pretty sweet". (Also, I am going to try to amass an army of volunteers to move me, and I'm wondering if I should feed them burgers or spaghetti and meatballs...)
My theory is if there is a god, and he is as forgiving as he's supposed to be, then what does it matter if I actively believe/worship or not? At least the cute asian girls who came to the door believed in a god-mother...
Quit putzing about and do something productive with your lazytiem.
And now, a moral question.
When some innocent-looking lady stops you in the hall and asks if the guy you're sorta-tailing is your boyfriend because he's walking faster than she is and you'd decided to tail him because she's moving close to the wall and you don't want to bump into her as you powerhouse your way home, and you reply omg no! and then she hands you a flyer and asks if Jesus is your boyfriend and have you accepted him as your personal saviour....
What is the appropriate response?
I lied through my teeth ._. and I wonder if I shouldn't've said something more to the effect of "no, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pretty sweet". (Also, I am going to try to amass an army of volunteers to move me, and I'm wondering if I should feed them burgers or spaghetti and meatballs...)
My theory is if there is a god, and he is as forgiving as he's supposed to be, then what does it matter if I actively believe/worship or not? At least the cute asian girls who came to the door believed in a god-mother...