BREAKING NEWS
Feb. 1st, 2008 10:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
totchipandaThis just in:
Independant women are not allowed to have children, ever, because breeding automatically makes you uncool, and Romance causes pregnancy.
(Some of) You heard it here first, folks!
Re: Producing offspring. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. But if you do, FOR FUCKS SAKE TAKE CARE OF IT. I read an article in the paper a couple weeks ago about some Problem Students (tm) who have a different learning environment in their school because of their teachers trying to recreate what a normal family should do anyway. Turning to your child in a parent/teacher conference and saying to them "I hate you. My life would be SO MUCH BETTER if you had never been born" IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT.
Re: Romance = pregnancy. And this is why I have such trouble being asexual, since in 99.9999% of the world's eyes, romance = sex.
But despite all that, I really am terribly amused :D
Independant women are not allowed to have children, ever, because breeding automatically makes you uncool, and Romance causes pregnancy.
(Some of) You heard it here first, folks!
Re: Producing offspring. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. But if you do, FOR FUCKS SAKE TAKE CARE OF IT. I read an article in the paper a couple weeks ago about some Problem Students (tm) who have a different learning environment in their school because of their teachers trying to recreate what a normal family should do anyway. Turning to your child in a parent/teacher conference and saying to them "I hate you. My life would be SO MUCH BETTER if you had never been born" IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT.
Re: Romance = pregnancy. And this is why I have such trouble being asexual, since in 99.9999% of the world's eyes, romance = sex.
But despite all that, I really am terribly amused :D
